Schemer

any person, specifically all women, who hatch diabolical schemes in order to advance their personal interest, aka "get" and "play games" with multiple men. Men, all women are schemers!!! You will get a boner, and she will deflate it with her evil strategic designs. BITCH!!! In other words she will deflate your boner into a flaccid disarray of broken dreams

That bitch is such a schemer, I was hooking up with her all weekend, and now she is fellating another dude. Fuck my life, Scheming whore!!!

Thanks to the scheming whore, I would go gay if that dick wasn't so disgusting

by ChadBroChill#1 May 4, 2009

Schmergle

A nickname of a very awesome, loveable, cute, unique, and amazingly special girl.

I really love my Schmergle she is the best!

by Nick DeFazio January 31, 2008

hmwaaaah scheeee

sound like a 1940's gangster

"hey stop talking like that"

"stop talking like what copper? hmwaaaah scheeeeee!"

by Tyrell James October 31, 2004

Schemer

Someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.

Dude! Watch out that schemer Greg over there is scheming on some babes.

by The Punn Wrangler May 11, 2010

Scheezewacker

Vagina, or the vagina opening

Dude, last night, I was fuckin her scheezewacker goooooood.

by Alex Levin November 26, 2003

schmerk

It is a random word added to the end or beginning of a sentence. It usually applies to a sentence with a positive connotation.

Schmerk. . . you rock my life.

I just won the lottery! . . . schmerk!

by kbethr December 18, 2008

schmerp

a kiss or kissing sound, usually meant as a more 'cute' way of expressing a kiss rather than using a word such as 'kiss' or 'smooch'. Usually used in a text conversation, as the word doesn't quite seem to lend itself to oral conversation as well as textual. Is rumoured to have originated in Internet Juggalo vocabulary.

i"I'm gonna schmerp that neden and see if it tastes like cotton candy"/i

crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin

scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel

crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D

by stitchz July 29, 2006