sacttm

acronym; super awesome cool to the max

this jello is sacttm.
my balls on your face was sacttm.
"boobies are sacttm", sergio

Super Awesome Cool To The Max

by sacttm people July 10, 2010

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SCART

Although producing a better quality image than an RF connection, the connector design requires the plug to be perfectly aligned over the socket before it can be inserted at all. This makes it particurlaly difficult to insert a SCART connector into a concealed socket, such as one located on the back of a TV. This fundamental design flaw in allowing a successful "male" to "female" connection raises the question as to whether the SCART designers had ever experienced the ease with which an erect penis slides into a vagina.

Watching someone on their knees struggling to plug in a SCART lead for what seems like several hours is an extremely miserable experience.

by "Ron" June 24, 2007

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Scatterbox

The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.

1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.

2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004

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Scat.

Scat : To eat excrement.

McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.

HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.

Scatter
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.

Scat
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.

John and Mandy were on their way home from the pub.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.

by skinupman November 20, 2004

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Scat Floss

Individuals who eat a great deal of fiber usually have remnants of this indigestible material present in their stool: lettuce, celery strands, etc. Scat floss is a new oral hygene technique wherein one individual shits in another individual's mouth. The shitee chews on the warm, viscous shit and in the process has their teeth flossed by the fibrous strands contained within the massive, oozing load.

Caleb examined his mouth in the mirror, frustration oozing from every pore. "Great veal florentine, Delmonico," Caleb lisped to his effeminate lover, "but now I have these silly portabello mushrooms stuck between my teeth!"
Delmonico did not say a word. He merely stood up, brushed off his Prada jeans, and pranced quickly to Caleb's side. Delmonico placed a manicured hand on Caleb's girlish shoulder and pushed him into a kneeling position with the calm agression that a lioness uses to bathe her newborn cubs.
With wide, moist eyes like a majestic deer, Caleb opened his mouth wide, ready to accept Delmonico's spicy meat pole.
"Not this time, princess," said Delmonico with a Richard Simmons squeal.
"It's time for you to clean out your filthy little mouth!"
Delmonico quickly pulled down his jeans and Bill Blass silk bikini underwear. He placed his gaping, blown-out anus over Caleb's mouth and squeezed out a 9-inch long log that contained the remnants of yesterday's Nicoise salad.
As Caleb chewed and chomped with the delight of a squirell with a sunflower seed, Delmonico let Mr. Foofer, the couples' prized Shi Tzu, lick his dripping asshole clean.

by Slick Dick Lick November 5, 2004

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