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santos

santos. san-tohs
verb.

Lying. Excessive lying. Any and every kind of lying. Usually used for personal gain but also lying when there's no reason to lie.
Don't santos me. I know you're not Jew-ish.
by davidhunternyc February 5, 2023
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Santo

The most beautiful person. He means so much to so many people and he makes me feel loved. If you are reading this I can't wait to see you, I love you so much
Why are you so happy? Oh I'm just talking with Santo
by chickenenjoyer224 April 11, 2022
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
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Tiago Santos

Pesosa que sai sem mais nem menos de casa todo o santo dia e hora sem necessidade de tal nesta época pandemica.
O João decidiu ir à praia 5x durante uma semana - Logo o João é um Tiago Santos por ter saído tantas vezes à rua.
by tostaas July 21, 2020
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Steven Sebastian santos

Simply the best at everything he does. In the tree world he is regarded as a god. If ever you ever get the chance to meet him, you're truly best and gods favor is apon you.
Who's the best that ever did it? Steven Sebastian Santos
by Apple sauce to a boss May 26, 2022
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Santo

Its santo not santa claus.

Santo is very good at looking at your ass and is famous with 13 years old girls
Santo is used by his friends
by Sakhs November 20, 2021
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