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Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!
by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010
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tokyo sand blaster

An unknown sex position utilized and made popular by Conan O'Brien.
Dude I love performing the Tokyo Sand Blaster on my girfriend. Conan did, so why can't I?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something
by adynamitefella November 11, 2010
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Sackblaster

n. Pertaining to males only, usually in a sitting-down position; a fart, usually intense, that escapes forwards, not backwards. Upon its treacherous escape, the fart blasts one's ballsack with an inferno of hot, stinky air.
Son: Dad, I was on a date at the movies last night and I totally launched a sackblaster during a quiet scene.

Father: I guess SOMEBODY didn't get their balls licked last night?

Son: Well, she majorly shit her pants right before the credits rolled, so I wasn't tryin' to mess with that!
by Bouchet July 26, 2008
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tokyo sand blaster

the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.
Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.
by Team Coco November 12, 2010
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Sandblasting

When you have dry, raw, lubrication-less sex until you are raw and in pain.

Also

Having rawness or redness on your skin due to the friction of shaven stubble on your partner's pubic hairs during sex.
"Mark was sandblasting Zen until he was chaffed, red, couldn't walk and he couldn't feel his insides (or outsides)."
by Urban Anon April 15, 2010
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tokyo sandblast

When an Asian farts on you while you're going down on them.
That Asian chick I picked up last night totally Tokyo sandblasted me.
by Portland87 November 13, 2010
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Tokyo Sand Blaster

A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.
Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.
by Saphodravingo November 30, 2010
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