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Samoan

Of Polynesian decent from SAMOA/AMERICAN SAMOA. Naturally funny people,naturally proud people, naturally big people and natural players. There are more SAMOANS/AMERICAN SAMOANS living in New Zealand, Australia and the USA than back home. Love to go to the States for 3 weeks then talk with a thick Yank accent for the next 20 years. Will never give you their real name and hold multiple passports and birth certificates. There is no such thing as a FULL BLOODED SAMOAN as they are either part Chinese, German, Tongan or American. The Samoan Language is so tainted by foreign influence that its actually HAMOA and not SAMOA. Who ever throws the biggest party or give the biggest donation to church is considered O FOR AWESOME. Not all SAMOANS are bad but its the bad ones that give them that sterotype.
Hey do you know a SAMOAN guy named Paris? I met him last night a a club. Oh his real name is TUI, after his dads favourite beer.
by kieran51 November 12, 2010
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Hairy Samoa

When a chick bites all of the ass hair around a guys bunghole & pulls it all out with one giant jerk of her neck...not be be confused with the Samoa Girl Scout Cookies which are just made from said ingredients
I just got a "Hairy Samoa" & now no more dingleberries!
by Beelze_Bob October 1, 2009
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samoan sausage

students in samoa would masturbate by rubbing their penis between their underwear and thigh
thus the samoan sausage
"hey man maria was infront of me during class and she had a thong on, i just started doing the samoan sausage"
by ilovetoj@ckoff May 7, 2010
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Samajae

Samajae is a hoe don’t talk to him
by Gleo2414 May 27, 2018
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samona

uh

so i am trash
but everyone else who is named samona is v nice
(/uwu)/<3
hi samona. wait not you, the pretty one.
by ghostiie February 28, 2019
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sammy samosa

The art of hitting someone in the face with your forearm/elbow
Man 1 - "Duude that guys staring you out"
Man 2 - "I'm gonna go over there and give him a sammy samosa right on the nose"
by bertie love December 12, 2009
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Want to become part Samoan??

Tired of being just a white chick with nothing exciting in your back ground? I have found the perfect way to become another culture within seconds..
Want to become part Samoan?? Tired of being white - want to have some Samoan in you? Here is the way:

Grab yourself a Samoan then follow: Push your hard nipples in between his strong, muscular thighs with your head pointed down while his firm penis goes to one side of your head and his balls slap against your collarbone. Slowly move your head up while your tongue is slowly licking the shaft of his rock hard cock. Look him in the eyes as you enter the smooth tip into your entire mouth then look down and shove his cock so far down your throat that you gag... Slowly, with the tip of your tongue firmly pressing against the back of is shaft, lift your head up and look at this Samoan in the eyes - smile with a tease - then slam his cock down your throat until he has released every bit of his Samoan sperm down your esophagus.. Now my friend you have changed because you have Samoan in you...
by fairytale13teen July 10, 2009
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