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a salamanders ballsack

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The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.

Worship, or perish.
1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.
by urban peepeeface April 15, 2021
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Fire Salamander2000

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A very powerful warrior who uses fire energy to defeat his enemies. He is also a very excellent spriter and lives in the lair of Zetasphere.
I Firesalamander2K will smite you with my magma blade.
by Some Dude March 27, 2003
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SalamanderKiller

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one who smashes any of various small lizardlike amphibians of the order Caudata, having porous scaleless skin and four, often weak or rudimentary legs, with toilet lids

the greatest webmaster alive (www.na-clan.net
dang, you killed it, you stupid mother fucking son of a bitch assed bastard salamanderkiller

man, your site is phat, but not as good as SalamanderKillers
by SalamanderKiller April 17, 2003
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salamander stew

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Yo Zeke, how was that salamander stew last night?
by big-40 April 28, 2008
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salamander icecream cone

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In a sexual connotation, to cover one's fist in lubricant, insert fist into a partner's asshole, twist it around, and finally pull it out and have your partner lick it off.

Also known as Denny's Special Buttfast Slam / the Fist in my Hammy
"That chick was fuckin nuts. She tried to feed me a salamander icecream cone, good thing I smelled the shit before I licked it"
by 69dogggg96 September 29, 2012
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Salamander Rushdie

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A sneaky "reptile" author whom some Muslims once considered Public Enemy #1.
Salamander Rushdie is a prime example of the "lizard people" whom some conspiracy theorists believe are running this world from behind the scenes.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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salamandroid

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salamandroids a dumb bitch
by sally suck July 17, 2019
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