Swole Temple

The University of Arizona's Student Recreation Center Expansion. It makes Globo Gym look like a Soviet-era sweat box. All of the hugest of the huge congregate and worship the gods of Bench Press and Bicep Curls. It is a life changing experience. Sleeves are not encouraged. If you aren't cracked out on NO-EXPLODE when you are there, you aren't doing it right.

"Yo dog I'm hitting up the Swole Temple later. We need to XPLODE!!!!!!!! before we go."
"Aiight"

by Mike "Poofy" Anderson February 28, 2010

Swoll Patrol

A category of gym goers that roam around the gym in tank tops. They make sure their biceps still exist by checking them in the mirror regularly. Spending most of their time doing exercises consisting of a slow walk with their arms spread like they are about to take flight. Also can be categorized under douchebag or Tool

shit bro, the swoll patrol is always taking up the space in front of the mirrors

by califorreal January 13, 2011

swollen goods

A pun on the words stolen goods.

Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?"

by Nick J White July 3, 2006

SwollSack

Someone who is a beast and is extremely talented in the weight room. A person you are not ready for and that doesn't fuck around. One who gets buff, and gets bitches.

#1- " That guy does not fuck around."
#2- " C'mon son you're not ready, that guy is a SwollSack."

by SwollSack July 1, 2011

swoll

To be muscular, jacked, strong etc.

Man, my pockets mo swoll than AC Slater.

by Nosco June 19, 2006

swoller bear

an overweight person

You: Yo, did you peep Kevin's new girl?

Me: Yeah man, hide your food - that chick is a swoller bear. What was he thinking?

by One Rho July 23, 2006

swolo

The act of going to the gym without your usual workout buddy/buddies.

"Billy just canceled on me, I guess I'm going swolo tonight."

by Michael, from Maudlin High March 8, 2015