Jacking the peen-stalk

male masturbation

"Last night i read my favorite book 'Jack and the Beanstalk' and then i went right to sleep after jacking the peen-stalk"

by Big Al Casey March 12, 2017

random half-stalk

The event of having a half errect penis for no particular reason.

Hey, did you hear? John was in Hardee's and got a random half-stalk.

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005

creation stalk

When you stalk someone to the creation of their Facebook/Twitter, i.e., you keep clicking "Older Posts" until you have read it all.

Sarah had such a crush on Liam, she creation stalked his Facebook.

by allthatreallymatters January 22, 2011

Corn Stalk

When you're fucking someone in their ass from behind and you stick a cob of corn in their ass. Then you proceed to push it in further with your dick until the cob and your dick is fully enclosed in their ass.

After shopping at the grocery store, I decided to go home and corn stalk my girlfriend.

by MynameisJeffbutitisn't April 6, 2015

wall stalk

When someone continually reads and follows the conversations other people have on Facebook.

"How do you know about that?"
"Ummmmm"
"Stop wall stalking!"

by gs90 June 24, 2007

The Facebook Stalk

A sneaky way to see booby pics via the Facebook.

Bro: Brah, have you seen Kadie's boobies?
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.

by ownthesky April 24, 2010

Bing Stalk

to use Google Maps or Bing Maps in the aid of stalking. the name for a person who Bing Stalks is a Bing Stalker

"wow, it looks like that guys Bing Stalking his friends girlfriend. what a loser."

by CornCob McGee July 2, 2009