Stage 5 clinger

Cameron Curtis.

“I just met her and I think I love her bro.
Stop being a stage 5 clinger, get out your feels!”

by YourfavBish April 4, 2022

Stage Five Clinger

A super hot woman who is very clingy and demands freaky sex constantly.

"Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"

"But she's soo hot!"

by rockstar696969696 September 17, 2012

stage 17

A brilliant but ultimately futile effort. Background: Refers to Stage 17 in the 2006 Tour de France. In this stage Floyd Landis made a brilliant ride to win the stage but ultimately was disqualified for doping.

He stage 17ed last night. Stayed up till 2am, wrote 20 pages, but ultimately got a D on the project.

by Eric and Robin Flamm August 15, 2006

stage presence

something harry styles has.

basically the ability to grab the audiences attention whether that be by your appearance or your impressiveness - perhaps both, like harry edward styles.

harry styles has the best stage presence ever. dua lipa can’t relate.

by urbigdaddy February 25, 2019

Stage 2

Stage 2 represents the second of the three set stage of bowel movements caused by IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which is commonly caused by stress. This usually occurs during the stressful process that initiated the IBS. Stage 2 usually consists of constipation and cramping.

I've had Stage 2 for so long now that my stomach feels like a watermelon.

by Dr. I.B. Essing April 30, 2012

Stage 5 Cancer

The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.

See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."

"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."

by pikachu10or February 14, 2017

Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009