Spork Ninja

A Spork Ninja is a mythological creature that is always looking for gold, and is always looking for an unexpected person to not pay attention. They will sneak up behind you, and decapitate you with a spork.

Not to be confused with Spork Sensei

Person#1: Dude! Weak! Something Decapitated Kenny!

Person#2: Ewwwww, looks like a Spork Ninja attack to me...

by omgykkyb September 24, 2006

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_spork.city_

A great tiktoker that never fails to make my day :D (great artist as well :) if you see this NEVER STOP ILY AND HAVE A GREAT DAY

Hey! Have you seen _spork.city_ yet definitely check em out! :)

by KaiSenpai March 10, 2021

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Spork Conspiracy

The ever-powerful consipracy led by none other than Cami, the prestigious zombie ninja-fairy.
This Conspiracy lasted for a total of 3 years, containing 8 members total, they had about 20 departments in their army, with about 100 sub-ordinates in each. (Each department was a different species. Some of the departments were even make up of inanimate objects.)
Yes, they could have taken over the universe. Alas, the evil foot gnomes stopped them, with their evil foot gnome ways.
The Spork Conspiracy, with their universe-conquering dream destroyed, broke up and began their own individual plotting against the foot-gnomes.

If the foot gnomes weren't such assholes, The Spork Conspiracy would've been ruling the universe by now!

by Cami (Is cooler than you) March 18, 2007

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Spork Center

The act of sporking while watching Sports Center. Usually done during commercial breaks and repeats of earlier broadcast. Pretty much the best way to spend a day!!

(see sporking)

RC and I are just gonna stay in today and watch some Spork Center.

by UrSportsGirl February 26, 2012

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