Spoon

A retarded person.

One of the spoons he was taking care of put his head through the television.

by playsthecat July 26, 2020

spoon

Lying "like spoons. ," "spoon like" in nature.", Resembling two spoons,one against the other.

"I can't wait to go lie down and spoon with my Lorelei!"

People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!

by All the good names r taken May 22, 2020

Spoon

Slang Term for Lacrosse Stick

Nathan bring your spoon to my house for playing lacrosse.

Naveed you shouldn't even have that spoon you suck at lacrosse.

by Clausen8657 May 21, 2011

Spoon

Spoon

Use a fucking spoon to eat dumbass.

by sfhbayuwsfyhuw April 09, 2022

Spoon

An insult,
Someone you don't trust with a fork.

"Josh is such a spoon."
"Oi Tony pass the ball you spoon."

by Oompada November 26, 2016

spoon

a utensil with multiple purposes. you can both eat soup, cereal, etc with this object or use it to scoop people eyes and organs out

'wanna hang out'
'sorry i cant im s p o o n'
'spoon?"
'im gouging your aunt carols eyes out with a spoon, please dont bother me'

by hoteldel_leejieun September 08, 2020

Spoon

Excellent, good, great, amazing, fashionable, on trend, on point,

Wow mate, that trick is totally spoon or Nice shirt mate... You look well spoon

by HankTheBusDriver January 24, 2021