A game in which while smoking a spliff between two or more people, the ash remains intact causing the smokers to smoke said spliff vertically. Then once the ash falls onto someone and/or in their mouth or eyes the other players yell "Splenga!" as if they were playing "Jenga". There are no winners in Splenga, only losers.
by BigPinkSocks March 2, 2010
Get the Splenga mug.It’s a behaviour commonly seen manifesting in medium to low ranking social acquaintances, the subject displays an almost instant but thankfully temporary improvement in social skills.
They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.
Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.
They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.
Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.
Generic High Ranker: Anyone heard from Splenum today?
Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!
Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!
Etc etc!
Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!
Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!
Etc etc!
by NMFTW September 1, 2010
Get the Splenitude Complex mug.Related Words
spleef
• Splenda Daddy
• splendiferous
• spleen
• splenda
• Spleak
• splee
• splendid
• spleege
• spleep
by kelsxoxo November 14, 2010
Get the splendidliumscious mug.Being both happy for, and suspicious of something.
Wanting something to be true, but doubting it's Factuality.
Wanting something to be true, but doubting it's Factuality.
"Feeling pretty splendubious about these smartphone concepts"
"That cool guy is going to be at that party? Splendubious."
"That cool guy is going to be at that party? Splendubious."
by Zaneith February 24, 2013
Get the Splendubious mug.It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.
Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"
by leahylives4ever April 13, 2017
Get the Splenda uncle mug.I gave you my Spleamen.
by Bejigabeee May 24, 2017
Get the spleamen mug."I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"
"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"
"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"
"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
by arnica junkie November 5, 2018
Get the Splerch mug.