son of a monkey

An expression of exasperation meant to express this feeling while simultaneously leaving the uninitiated with a sense of confusion.

"Son of a monkey! I can't believe he just said/did/ate that!"

by Storm Crow June 10, 2005

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son of a douche

A cross between son of a bitch and a douche for when one insult just won't do

youre a son of a douche

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

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Son of a fucking bitch

a string of profanity, usually uttered when someone accidentally self-induces pain.

John:(after stubbing his toe) Son of a fucking bitch!

by Rambler 2.0 January 4, 2007

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Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise

2. Amazement

3. Anger

4. Disappointment

5. Disgust

6. Revenge

7. Gratitude

8. Etc.

1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!"
Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..."
You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!"

2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...)
Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?"
Jason; "Holy shit..."
Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..."

3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins)
Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!"
You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!"

4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed)
Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!"
You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack"

5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog)
Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!"
Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!"
You; "...filthy son of a bitch!"

6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening)
Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?"
You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?"

7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday)
Tom; "here, hope you like it"
You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch"

8. Or for any other situation.

by Sollord December 30, 2006

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son of dork

Son of Dork are an English pop/rock consisting of 5 members. They are : James Bourne (Guitar and Vocals - ex Busted) Steve Rushton (Guitar and Vocals) David Williams (Guitar and Shouting) Chris Leonard (Guitar and Backing Vocals) Danny (Drums) They are really cool!

Cause your my ticket outta Loserville. Son of Dork are the best thing outtta the great british pop factory in ages!

by Jessss January 2, 2006

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