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Jonny Sniper

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.
"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten
by TashaShikari December 29, 2008
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Stiped

When a musician uses their fame to express their uninvited opinions about politics, religion, and/or any other topic they feel like talking about. This is something Michael Stipe, of R.E.M., is famous for hence "stiped". This often occurs at a concert you paid money for to enjoy the music and not a self righteous speech.
Aw man, I went to see Pearl jam last night and was stiped by Eddie Vedder!
by Laarge Maarge May 18, 2011
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wesley snipes

the absence of light; very dark
Mike, you should really turn on your headlights, it's getting wesley snipes out here.
by oldirty3 December 15, 2009
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boob swiped

the act of accidentally grazing someone's boob with your hand/arm
by rawr;) September 29, 2010
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Wesley Snipes Black

The darkest black you could ever get. Darker than Jet Black and every other black combined!
by MEOW PLOXORA December 12, 2007
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sniper bullying

A way to bully people, as shown in TvFilthyFrank's deleted video HIGH SCHOOL SURVIVOR GUIDE, reuploaded by ReuploadsGalore3. So basically, you and your friends find a smaller and less popular kid that wants to hang out with you guys. So you recruit them in and treat them nicely. Next, recruit an even smaller kid and even less popular kid who wants to hang out with you guys. Recruit him and treat him nicely as well. Now, you find your victim that you want to bully. To bully them, tell the small kid to tell the smaller kid to bully the victim. Now, since the smaller kid is the actual person that bullies the victim, you're good, due to the fact that even if they snitch on you, there's no actual proof of you starting it. That's a simplified version of it. More info in the reuploaded video.
Sniper bullying is more effective than legit bullying
by Purple8InchCock88812 June 24, 2017
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Snipeshow

A hockey word commonly used to describe "Slots" after he's sniped another goal cheesebar down in overtime (most likely short-handed). It is tough to gain the nickname snipeshow, you have to either earn it by going top shelf all the time, by giving yourself the nickname, or being stupid like Jeff and stealing it.

Now regarded as the Self-proclaimed snipeshow, the legend of "Slots" will go down in history as the first of the snipeshows.
"Wow Slots you certainly were a snipeshow tonight."
"Jeff definitely is a snipeshow wannabe. Way to try and steal the glory Jeff."
by Sergant Dangles December 23, 2006
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