Snack Pack Sack Attack

The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES

"Hey remember that time when little Billy passed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"

by capitalG March 14, 2009

snack slut

someone who whore's themself out for food

"If you buy me a gatorade ill give you a good time this weekend. I'm a snack slut."

by JuliaMarie December 9, 2008

snack dick

Also referred to as a quickie.

I couldn't stay long at Javonda's crib long cuz' her baby's daddy wuz comin' home from pimpin'. So I just gave ha' some snack dick.

by Cartright September 6, 2005

Snack Dandruff

The forgotten remnants of a hastily consumed snack food item (often chips) that aggregates on the lap or chest, dependent on the eating position at time of consumption.

Skyler: "Hey R.J., I see you have some snack dandruff right above the dragon on your Ed Hardy t-shirt."

R.J.: "Thanks Skyler, I just can't get enough of those dill-flavored Pringles. Let's go frost the tips of our hair."

by Super Face July 10, 2010

snack paw

The coating left behind on your fingertips after eating snack food.

Those Cheetos gave me a total snack paw and I could no longer use the remote control with my right hand.

I wanted to rub my eyes, but I had a nasty case of snack paw.

by Mermaid72 December 13, 2009

Snack smuggling

The act of sneaking in snacks (like in your pocket, coat, or a purse) (usually packaged candy) to a place that already sells snacks and candy and which either frowns upon or forbids people from bringing their own (since they want to sell you their usually very overpriced snacks).

Person 1: Hey I got each of us a bag of M&Ms from the theater snack counter, it set me back 8$ though.

Person 2: 8$?! Man you need to start snack smuggling, you would have saved 6$.

by Forever Artist March 30, 2008

snack trays

tig ole bigguns

"It's okay to all hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays." - Al Bundy

by Ejaculaxor January 12, 2009