Fred planned to skip the a.m. and succeeded when he fell asleep at 11 p.m. and woke up at 1 p.m. the next day.
by AlexCK October 20, 2008
Get the skip the a.m.mug. This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
Get the Tard Skipmug. When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.
Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015
Get the Skipping the flumpmug. by dr. skip May 23, 2019
Get the Raging Skipmug. A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says something fucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.
by Smartman23ass May 28, 2021
Get the Skip Brainlessmug. To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."
From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.
From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.
by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009
Get the Skip to Kmug. Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside
Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”
Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”
Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019
Get the Skipping Breakfastmug.