Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011

Bush shoeing incident

the Bush shoeing incident is an "incident" where some guy threw 2 shoes at President George W. Bush and then Bush dodges both of them while the Arab prime ministry (The guy next to him) tries to parry the second shoe.

Person: the Bush shoeing incident is fucking hilarious!

Person 2: I know right!

by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020

Shwing

To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner

Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!

by Jon March 10, 2003

shwing shwang

silly, slang term for male genetalia

He was punched in the shwing shwang and fell over in pain.

by Dick Bag January 13, 2008

it's snowing

way of saying you're horny as fuck in manitoba

he sent me a dick pick and now it's snowing a lot

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

shwingtastic

The epitome of awesome. Usually used to describe an event that is remarkably positive in ones favor. Also can be used to describe the immediate boner you get when a chick is super uber hot.

If one makes all of their opponents cups on a rebuddle in beer pong its shwingtastic.

Guy: Dude I heard you fucking in your room last night 8 doors down the hallways!
Guy 2: I know! It was shwingtastic.

by Myles Coch January 18, 2009

Showming

A sexual act where couples visit new housing developments and have sexual intercourse in the developers show houses.

They were caught showming in the five bed executive attached show home

by Stuey75 May 12, 2019