slippery sandwich

Is when a man or a woman spreads another woman's butt cheeks and spreads mayonnaise or miracle whip in between her buns.

Ive got everything in my refrigerator to make the best slippery sandwich except that girl!

by hammy12323 December 6, 2011

Slippery Flipper

Verb
To insert any part of one's foot into a woman's vagina.

Noun
A sexual act whereby one partner inserts any part of the foot into a woman's vagina.

A description of a woman's vagina while there is any part of a foot inside it.

"I hope you washed your foot before you gave her a that slippery flipper."

"Does she love you enough to be your slippery flipper?"

"I slipppery flippered her all night."

"They got kinky in bed and he put on the slippery flipper."

"He jammed his foot in her vagina, wearing it like a slippery flipper."

by hulk smashed January 23, 2013

misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.

Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!

by wobotron January 15, 2010

Ryland Skipper

Is a virgin
Secretly likes FORTNITE
Might have a crush of Charli D'maelio
IS STRAIGHT BUT SIMULATES A DICK IN HIS ASS WITH A USED TAMPON

KID #1 hey ryland what did you do on saturday?

Ryland Skipper: i played fortnite, jacked off to 7 year old amongus kids and shoved a used tampon up my ass AGAIN
KID #1: Dude you have no fucking friends

by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022

mud skipper

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

That mud shark gave birth to a mud skipper

by slicksal November 20, 2006

slippery earls

Refers to dress shoes. Usually men's dress shoes because of the slippery, leather sole.

Whenever you wear a suit you have to wear slippery earls.

by Ron Collins December 27, 2007

The Glass Slipper

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.

That Blond Girl Last Night Tried To Pull The Glass Slipper On Me, Good Thing I Actually Fit.

by GTG Crew March 9, 2008