Serving cock

The masculine equivalent of serving cunt but for the fuckin lads.
It’s a mind set.

* bro walks In looking dapper as hell*
* other bro* “ damn dawg your serving cock”

by Pawg Daddy May 10, 2023

Soft Serve

sɑft sɜrv

Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope

"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

Soft-Serve

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.

I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Soft serve

A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.

I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.

by dickydanceroutine March 24, 2022

ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

by j0h May 11, 2021

Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.

"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."

by Pilotwings87 December 3, 2007

Lunch Is Served

A discreet way of calling someone a "Dry Lunch"
also refered to as "bread crisp bread" or the ever popular "Ryvita Sandwhich". Basically someone who has a face you just want to smack, however your still mates even though every word that comes out of his/her mouth is the epitamy of ridiculous.

That annoying friend turns up

Friend: "Alright guys"
You: (sarcastic tone) "Lunch Is Served"

by sickestwan June 27, 2010