scomo

When you put yourself up for a job, but can't be fucked doing it.

And you think everyday is bring your wife to work day.

He wanted to be PM, but he's just a Scomo

Who the fuck is Jenny??

by 29gts11 January 17, 2020

Scott Hoying

A handsome singer with beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes.
1/2 of the youtube channel "Superfruit"
1/5 of the acapella group "Pentatonix"
Has a strong quiff game.

Woah bruh, that Scott Hoying guy is the best singer I've ever heard omg!

by AlyTard2000 November 15, 2014

Kama Scootra

A book describing how to perform sexual acrobatics on a Vespa.

They say two key factors in practicing the Kama Scootra are good balance and a cooled-down engine.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 22, 2011

scooterbeast

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

by spixn January 9, 2014

boy scout camp

A place in the summer where boy scouts work on merit badges needed for obtaining the Eagle Scout rank/go to have fun for a week. You can hike, swim, fish, bike,etc. Or you can just spend all your money on Mountain Dew at the Trading Post the whole time. The only major problem of boy scout summer camp? There are unfortunately no girls there. :(

Remember how I spent all my money at the trading post on the first night of boy scout camp? Good times.

by Assassin aprentice June 5, 2016

scott mccall

main character from MTV's Teen Wolf who is underrated, strong, helpful, and handsome. He is a true alpha who will never leave anyone behind.

"I'm the hot girl."- Scott McCall

by lydiamartinswife December 27, 2016

SCOFI

SCOFI is an acronym for Senior Citizen On Fixed Income. These elderly people will take advantage of ALL Senior Citizen discounts and coupons when available.

Grandma and Grandpa ALWAYS take advantage of their AARP discount coupons and senior citizen discounts because they have to take care of their own retirement because their own children don't want to have them in their own houses! They are the epitome of being a SCOFI!

by brooskitooski November 22, 2009