schlop puppy

Steven Clifford

My fat tongue schlipped out of my mouth cause I'm a schlop puppy.

by Josh Stevens February 9, 2004

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schlurpee

When somebody is thirsty, but ONLY for a 7-11 slurpee

Joshua was extremely SCHLURPEE so he made his way to his local 7-11 and purchased a large slurpee.

by Brooke Ham September 7, 2010

Schlop Lop

Saggy Man Balls.

I took off his pants, and there were two giant schlop lops!

by Rally Cry January 4, 2011

schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011

Schlort

An extremely weak version of the work schlong.

The man put his schlort in the shredder, but it was not big enough to fit.

by Guppy-Goose Rex September 14, 2017

schloppy toppy

to receive oral sex/head

Bro she gave me that good a** schloppy toppy

by Feetfetish January 7, 2018