Samsunged

Buying a Samsung smartphone and finding out that your new phone wont receive updates and you will be stuck with an ancient Android version until you buy a new one.

I just bought a Samsung Galaxy S, and now I hear it will never get Ice Cream Sandwich.

Im totally Samsunged.

by sandwitch1 February 14, 2012

Samson

Another Word for gigantic Dick

Samson had a Samson last night

by Hesus July 23, 2006

liz samson

an absolute bitch who uses generally sly and dirty ways to break up with you. This is even worse if she happens to be religious and protestant. Also, a girlish woman who uses your heart and leaves it withered away

Man i can't believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson

by wheresthepeaceandlove June 29, 2009

Samstance

Whenever anyone purposely attempts to look like a bad ass (or a B.A. <_<) to look strong in a situation. This is expressed by putting hair in front of your eyes, pushing your back out and standing uberstraight, speaking in little or no words, and keeping your fists clenched.

"Man, I'd so totally profile that, but I'm afraid I'll get Samstanced."

by KDavis November 10, 2006

Samsmug

The self satisfied expression worn by those who have just purchesed a trendy new Samsung product, in particular, a smartphone like the Galaxy SIII.

"What's up with her?"

"Oh, she's samsmug because she just got a stupid Galaxy SIII smartphone."

by word_wrangler_81 July 6, 2012

Samson

He´s the kindest, nicest person you could ever meet. Yes, he has his flaws but you don´t care. He´s too adorable. He´s sexy, cute, nice, funny, and someone you´ll wanna spend the rest of your life with. He will cry if you break up with him. If he falls for someone, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn´t even know for 30 seconds. Whenever you´re on the phone with him, he will make you laugh. Even if it´s stupid. Yes, he´ll do any dare you give him. Such as running into a tree. The lifestyle may not be the one you want, but you´ll do anything to be with him. You´ll make it work. You love him and even if he thinks you say it a lot, you haven´t. He doesn´t even know. He´s very open and his friends will embarrass him which will you die laughing.

¨i love samson.¨

by Derpy_Cat April 23, 2019

Samson

A boy who hates Shannon and wants people to stop shipping the two of them

Samson really hates Shannon

by NotSamson June 30, 2021