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sanctum Santorum

1. the anus, that holiest of holes, a place that only the privileged may enter
2. the anus when smeared with santorum, a term popularized by sex columnist Dan Savage and his readers.
3. the home of Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pa.)
I got drunk last night and got pegged in my sanctum santorum.
by Mitchell April 24, 2004
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santorumize

1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.
1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.
by mp April 9, 2005
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Rick Santorum

To remove santorum orally.

From rick: (verb) to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth + santorium: (noun) the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
One way to keep the sheets cleaner after anal sex is to rick santorum. My boyfriend usually ricks the santorum after he sodomizes me.
by nikkiru-s January 8, 2012
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sensory rape

Large blockbuster movies make full advantage of all senses to literally perform a sensory rape on their audience, to make sure it stimulates people enough to go watch the film, regardless of how shit the story probably is.
I just watched the Terminator 3 trailer at the imax and I got a right royal sensory raping.

I was sensory raped by the new Batman Forever trailer
by bobbylocksville May 21, 2009
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Sanctum Santorum

Notably different than 'Sanctum Sanctorum'.

The classical Latin phrase 'Sanctum Sanctorum' means literally "Holy of Holies." It was originally applied in a religious context to the most sacred place within a sacred building, such as a temple. However, in common usage can also be applied to mean any reserved, private, or much-valued place.

'Sanctum Santorum' has two meanings:

1.) Holy Shit
2.) That most precious and sacred place in your body where one may find Santorum
You are told by a co-worker on a Monday morning that your boss was arrested over the weekend for man-on-dog sex. The only appropriate response: "Sanctum Santorum!!"

You are disapprovingly describing an acquaintance who acts like a slut. "He doesn't treat his body like a temple. His Sanctum Santorum is anyone's for the asking."
by PeterBenFido March 13, 2011
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Santorum

(verb) to make outrageous homophobic statements in order to conceal one's true sexuality.

(noun) one who santorums.
Jeff: Yo man did Mike tell you he hooked up with 3 chicks last night?
Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?
by angry Christian January 10, 2012
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santorum broth

Damn church, she stank like that Santorum Broth.
by soundbite tyrone January 29, 2012
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