Mitchell's definitions

jew trap

A purposely deceiving or unfair circumstance.

There was absolutely no hot puss at the party at all as Mark said there would be. What a damn jew trap.

by mitchell April 4, 2005

hibbidee

Anyone who has a dirty or unkept appearance and does manual labor.

Hibbidee's are often spotted walking along the sides of roads.

Hank was upset after he ran over a hibbidee and got his jeep taken away for a week.

by Mitchell May 12, 2003

Aylott

Someone who is really crazy but really cool too.

Daniel Aylott he is very crazy and really cool. In fact he is the funniest person I know.

by Mitchell November 10, 2004

enesce

Enesce first used in high school about a elite person, however over the years the enesce term has evolved leaving the word enesce commonly misused.
Basically, Enesce now means, that a person or object is obsolete.

Dam, you just got Enesce.

by Mitchell March 13, 2005

Yomp

the noise you make when you eat. repeat it three times.

i want to yomp yomp yomp a cheebugah.

by mitchell August 31, 2004

Hazma

Someone who buttfucks his brother constantly every day

stop being so hazma!!! IT HURTS!!!

by mitchell November 23, 2004

<@:)

clown hat, curly hair, smiley face.

used by eric cartman in the NAMBLA episode of south park when he is talking to men on the internet.

Man: "Okay meet me al Mel's buffet tommorow morning"
Cartman: "Alright cya then!, <@:) "

by MITCHELL July 17, 2005