riley

riley is incredible. she will love you forever and believe in you more than you believe in yourself. she's not the friend that will be for you when you cry, but she'll have a wet shoulder from your tears. shes the girl that thinks shes the ugliest girl in the world and that all of her friends are so pretty but in reality she's the beautiful one. and not only are her looks beautiful, but her personality is. she's such a bright soul but she has convinced herself that nobody likes her. she thinks she'll never have a boyfriend but she doesnt realize she has guys lining up to talk to her. she can be really chill and quiet but if she opens up she can be so goofy and so much fun to hang out with. she's the one that says sorry after ranting because she has convinced herself that everyone could care less about her feelings. she's the one that ends up being the only one single in the group but nobody understands why. she says she's okay with being single but deep down she wishes she had someone to cuddle with at night. she hands out her little pieces even though so many people have broken her. she seems fine but when you get to know her she has gone through some deep shit. she lets everyone walk all over her and manipulate her so she's is always being used. but depsite that she's incredibly positive and always tries to look at the bright side. so if you find a riley. get ahold of her and keep her around, she's a good person to have by your side in life.

wow. she's amazing. she has to be a riley.

by bootyholesimdone January 27, 2019

five second rule

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.

Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.

by brolli. July 22, 2008

One Guy Rule

When a girl has a history of getting with many men. She meets a guy, falls for him insanely quickly, and now insists she is a changed woman and no longer wants to sleep around.

Wow, she has seen the same guy twice, it must be that new 'One Guy Rule' she talked about.
Looks like they've both settled down together, that 'One Guy Rule' worked.

by Zoomers “r” Life February 5, 2020

Golden Rules of Life

1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.

3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."

4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.

Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"

Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

Rule 69

Rule 69: "If it exists, there is a Cupcakke remix of it"
Referring to the wide range of mashups and remixes done on all forms of media including songs, musical compositions, poetry, commercials, news, cartoons, reality tv scripts, video games soundtracks/ narrations, movie/ serie scripts, youtube content, memes and public announcements utilising excerpt of CupcaKKe songs.

Y/N: Check this out, a Cupcakke remix of into the unknown" 🤣
- No way, really?!!
*Cupcakke- Into My Pussy (Into The Unknown x Spoiled Milk Titties MASHUP*
Y/N: Obviously, You heard of the Rule 69? "If it exists, there is a Cupcakke remix of it". Don't believe? Let me see...

Search: Miki Matsubara Stay With Me CupcaKKe remix
*original miki matsubara - Stay with me (ft. Cupcakke) duet version
- Damn your right 💀

by Adri_i December 9, 2022

November Rule

1. The unwritten rule that freshmen should be taken care of, not taken advantage of, until November 1st.
2. A similar guideline discouraging the teaching to freshmen of certain esoteric forms of hacking.

"At last, it's the 1st! Nuts to the November Rule, it's time to climb on the frosh and sketch on the dome!"

by Jack Florey December 1, 2007

Standard Creepiness Rule

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.

Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."

by languagefan July 9, 2011