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Richard's Retard Ranch

A place where retards, like Richard or the fuckers who live above you in an apartment or dorm, belong. The people at Richard's Retard Ranch act like complete fags and don't know what the fuck they're doing, so they annoy the fuck out of you like the stupid little cunts they are. Most of them don't believe in Cunt church, and belong with Hitler down in hell. If one of these retards lives near you, deport them back to Richard's Retard Ranch like the president deports beaners back to mexico.
"Oh fuck, its a retard that belongs at Richard's Retard Ranch."
by 6fishyfishyfishyfish9 November 17, 2017
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Richard Cheese

Yo I think Steve's got Richard cheese
by Joyte March 7, 2019
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Golden Richards

Often used when your telling somebody that your ready to go do an activity. Also a professional football player in the 70's. Was also used in the movie I Love You, Man.
Action Jackson: Hey you wanna go play some football?
Andy Candy Bar: Hell yea man, let me go grab my bag and i'll be Golden Richards.
by Tony2T's August 23, 2009
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Dirty Richardson

This can be used when referring to someone who is a douche, asshole, dumb ass or are full of themselves. More specifically, some who can't keep their damn mouth shut!
"Wow! I can't believe you told them that! You pulled a Dirty Richardson, douche bag!"

"Did you really just do that!? You're such a Dirty Richardson!"
by Karma$@btch October 4, 2011
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Richard Nixon

This is when two or more males engage in mutual masturbation, then dock each other just before they ejaculate. The docking must last as long as it takes for the cum to harden on both of their dicks. After that, they must attempt to separate the heads of their dicks in the most painful ways possible.
I used to be a pariah like you until I Richard Nixoned 78 thirteen-year-old boys.
by Yopmail User April 12, 2023
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Rachael

One of those people who you know is special as soon as you meet her. She's fantastic. Sometimes you wonder why you never met a girl like her before but it really doesn't matter because she's in your life now.

She's smart and has a great sense of humor. Her music taste is fine as the champagne you drink with her on New Years. You'll know her when you meet her. She's incredibly beautiful. She takes your breath right away from you.

She is starting to realize that macs are better.
I stayed up all last night Skyping Rachael, and enjoyed every damn minute of it!

Rachael thinks her Dell can compare to a mac. WTF.
by The True Killah January 2, 2012
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richard simmons

defying all laws of gay physics. I mean, god, even gay people get offended. Yes, we do!
"Ok, now let's dance around with our arms in the air and our spandex tighties hugging our bodies! Ok? And one and two and.."
by Matt Black June 4, 2005
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