Rolling Stone

A magazine that was once about music and (politically correct left-wing) politics, but is now little more than a periodical of adult fan fiction for music journalists who have a crush on reactionary crybaby and sometimes rapper Kanye West.

When they're not depicting him as Jesus, they're calling him a genius who is operating on a completely different level to us Philistines who don't happen to believe that the US Government created the AIDS virus.

I just picked up the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, but all it is was a bunch of nude drawings of Kanye West. It did come with a free magnifying glass, though.

by Peter_File_1969 December 15, 2011

Rolling Harpoon

Start with a naked man and a naked woman. Stuff the woman in a trash can place a lid on top. Proceed to cut a hole where her cooter would be and then give it a good push down the hill. Quickly take off after buck naked in your roller blades and try to aim your raging boner into the hole that was previously cut. NO HANDS ALLOWED. *success is very difficult and your penis may be severed.

Man! I totally pulled the rolling harpoon on your mom in the park yesterday afternoon.

by boobahaha December 10, 2006

tenorial rolling on the ground

A director's device to add drama to an opera. Particularly useful in death scenes. Perfected by Plácido Domingo; Rolando Villazón is an expert. Test of how good a tenor really is.

First found on blogs and usenet, it is now used by the mainstream media.

This opera contained the requisite amount of tenorial rolling on the ground and furniture abuse

- paraphrase from San Francisco Chronicle

by LaDonnaMobile September 13, 2008

Rolling Rock

The nicest beer out there.It has a cult following in Ireland now.Everyone drinks it.The reasons are as follows:

1.It tastes savage
2.Its €18 for 20 bottles
3.It sounds like Rock n Roll
4.It sounds like 'smelly cock'
5.It comes in a cool green bottle
6.Its €18 for 20 bottles
7.A bottle of Rolling Rock cures AIDS
8.There is a horse on the cover of the bottle
9.It smashs real good
10.Its €18 for 20 bottles

Me: what you drinking tonight paddy?
Paddy: Er.. bud
Everybody: haha faggot, Rolling Rock is where its at.

by virginlungs May 16, 2006

reballing

a sport nearly identical to paintball, the main differences being that "reballs" are made of compressed foam. the balls do not break on impact, and are slightly heavier. With that said, the ball speed has to be turned down (250fps to 190fps)otherwise the balls will produce extremely painful welts (they are more painful than paintballs anyways). Since the balls do not break on impact, they are reusable, hence the name "reball".

i was reballing today.

by rtb567 February 7, 2008

Rollings Mom

The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.

He I just slept with Rollings mom and almost puked.

by haha1985 October 7, 2011

Roadling

Some one who lives on the road. They have no real home and belong nowhere, so they go wherever a road takes them and survive on whatever the find on the streets. They can be travelers, street artists, taggers, gypsies also whores.

"See that guy? He goes and sits on a different sidewalk everyday."
"Oh yeah, he's a roadling."
"He's startin' to creep me out."

by rumbleroar April 25, 2013