Skoal ring

When a skoal dipper keeps their can/tin in their back pocket it leaves a ring in your jeans after sitting on it for awhile.

"You can tell that guy's a dipper check out the skoal ring."

by Eaglesfan251 October 31, 2008

Ring of death

A ring of hair around one's penis, about half-way up the shaft.

Guy 1:"Hey, does anyone else have a ring of hair round their penis?"
Guy 2:"You mean a ring of death?"
Guy 1:"I dunno."
Guy 2:"Give us a look. *shows penis* Yep that's a ring of death."
Guy 1:"Well do any of you have it?"
Guy 2:"No dude, no one else has that, you should get it checked out."

by Duplolad January 12, 2013

ringgold high school

if a place full of rednecks, pregnant teenagers, and fuckboys appeals to you, rhs is the place for you! everyone here is assholes and everyone is addicted to nicotine and triple c’s and all kinds of other drugs. most of the girls here think they’re ghetto and get into fights every week. all the red necks are not only racist, but very anti-lgbtq+. if i were you, i’d never come to rhs if you don’t want to consider committing bath toaster everyday. also our football team sucks ass and cockroaches and mice are everywhere.

friend 1: “oh my god is she pregnant?”
friend 2: “what girl in ringgold high school isn’t pregnant?”

by EaT mY D!ck October 16, 2019

Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.

Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw

by madeinjersey August 31, 2010

get your ring busted

To get fucked in the ass

Girl: Im on my period baby we cant fuck.
Dude: The hell we cant, do you want to get your ring busted.

by Der-Fuhrer December 14, 2010

Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016

fellowship of the ring

The correct acronym is 'FORD'.
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.

'Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course again'.

by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005