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Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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Retire

To stop playing a competitive activity because of an unwavering fear of losing at said activity.
Jacob won one game of pickleball and then decided to retire
by The real deal 12349 June 2, 2022
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retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable
“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed
by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022
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Retired From Living

"My grandpa has been retired from living since 2017"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022
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an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout
If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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trap retire

for someone who is retired but still care about his coin yet said "i dont care about my coin"
by goodmanxD April 30, 2021
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yuly retire

for someone who is retired and still pushing contest and got 115k contest
by goodmanxD April 30, 2021
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