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Retire

To stop playing a competitive activity because of an unwavering fear of losing at said activity.
Jacob won one game of pickleball and then decided to retire
by The real deal 12349 June 2, 2022
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Retirement Banner

When you display all of your highest achievements on a game before you log off for the last time
You haven’t quit the game until you make a retirement banner
by Bob-Ross June 16, 2024
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trap retire

for someone who is retired but still care about his coin yet said "i dont care about my coin"
by goodmanxD April 30, 2021
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Immediate Retirement

I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
Hym "Immediate Retirement. My work on AI is not free."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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Retired from college

The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.
I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.
by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021
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retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.
A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.
by sensei10 July 9, 2019
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retirement play

A term used when someone makes so much money from a single trade, investment, or meme coin that they can permanently stop working. Usually involves extreme luck, absurd risk, and a total disregard for traditional financial advice.
Example:
I bought ALIENFART and hit the retirement play. Now I don't have to work ever again.
by zzeargaegrearg July 17, 2025
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