Retire

To stop playing a competitive activity because of an unwavering fear of losing at said activity.

Jacob won one game of pickleball and then decided to retire

by The real deal 12349 June 2, 2022

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020

retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018

Retired From Living

No longer alive; dead.

"My grandpa has been retired from living since 2017"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

Retired spectator

A rapper who dropped rapping/releasing rap songs yet is still brought up in conversations related to rap

50 Cent is an example of a retired spectator in rap

by YuOfTheNight August 17, 2022