retarded eagle

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys and 1 chik so we forced her to perform a retarded eagle

by l1llll1l1l1l1l1l11 March 13, 2009

retardicity

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.

My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.

by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008

retarded balls

When something is so stupid it is beyond extreme.

Warcraft Player #1 - "I can't believe you just pulled all those mobs PT!"

Warcraft Player #2 - "Yeah PT, that was retarded balls."

by Stratacaster1 March 14, 2011

RetardEra

Also known as ResetEra. Its a shithole of a “gaming” forum where mentally retarded libfaggots like trannies and bulldykes autistically screech and moan about games, companies and devs that don’t suck off their Cultural Marxist agenda like adding trannies, faggots and wahmen for the sake of muh diversity. And when they’re not demanding that game devs should pander to them (even though they are retarded filthy casuals who don’t play games), then they are pathetically sperging out that some company or some dev hurt their poor shitty feefees. Its a basically if Tumblr was a forum.

RetardEra infester: This game needs to be muh inclusive and diverse so the main character must be a rainbow-haired lardassed nose-pierced trannyfaggot that has nothing to with the game or else I’m going to chimpout and try to doxx the devs waaaaaaah.
Anyone with a brain: Please go do the world a favor and end your worthless life by slitting your cum infested throat, you fucking worthless mongoloid.

by KYSF4gs November 17, 2021

Menstrually Retarded

A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.

"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."

"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."

by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010

racially Retarded

racially retarded is a word used for people who do not see skin color or origins. It's kind of hard for them to understand that someone is from another ethinicity. They treat everyone the same in an unbiased way and in some cases it takes them awhile to see that people that they meet are different from them.

Sam: I think I'm gonna get a tan this summer. Would like to come with Jill.

Jill: Umm.... No thanks. I don't need a tan. I'm already brown?

Sam: Oh! You are! *surprised*

Jill : Sometimes I think you're racially retarded.
The example sucks but I think you guys get the point.

by Willo_moon June 15, 2010

hat-on-foot retarded

Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.

Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'

by Chris_Wright September 26, 2009