Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.

Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative

by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020

relative dime

When a person is relatively a 10/10 in relation to their surroundings but would otherwise be much less than a 10.

"Foo, she ugly." "Yeah but imma take her to Vernon and Fuck her there, relative dimes brother." "Oh shit, yeah!"

by Crastor April 25, 2014

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Inside relative grand slam

A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family

"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"

by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024

relative growth factor

When you sport a chubby after your first cousin walks in the room.

Man, i had not seen my cousin since last summer...she has tatas now....my relative growth factor was off the chart!

by Steelersfreak2 March 20, 2019

Multiuniversal Relative

A relative or other relatives that are in different universes.

The developers at Deadpoint Interactive, a Roblox game development group, said that the main character for Doctor, a Manhunt-like game, and Eric, the protagonist of Bloodwood, are multiuniversal relatives.

by ballsack doodoofart July 12, 2023

Rel

1. Rel is a word that would most commonly be used as a way of laughing or agreeing with something.

2. It is also a way to identify something as real.

1. "that joke was funny rel"
2. "that's super rel"

by z3ro_1112 February 4, 2024