roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.

tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!

by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011

roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse

Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!

by SHALACKS March 21, 2016

roasted

every bad word in the world

you just got roasted!

by lunch1254826:728:)/628 August 31, 2016

Roasted Neckless Almond

A Mexican short math teacher.

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.

by nadiealadog February 24, 2017

roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.

Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

roasted tomato

a hot girl or guy that many people think is attractive.

"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."

by cow7 April 17, 2017