A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.
by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 12, 2009
Get the Sweaty Nuts Reed mug.The Reed Brothers are the group of three brothers: Michael, Shane, and Dustin. Whom all currently go to Shawnee Mission East. They are known for their crazy antics of skipping school, disrespecting teachers, getting drunk on weekends, and being held back. They sag past their knees, and wear red clothing to show they are apart of the "Bloods". Though recently, they have created a new gang, known as the "New Mafia." They have recruited the two younger brothers and several other incredibly white wiggers to join their cause.
Shane, being the oldest, is currently a third year freshman, and is dating a wanna-be whore, Sam. They have a long-running break up, get engaged, break up, get engaged system of dating going, and it doesn't seem that it is going to break any time soon.
Dustin and Michael, the youngest, are both freshman. Dustin is the one who most resembles his older brother, Shane. Meaning he is a short, incredibly white wanna-be gangster.
Michael is the shortest, and had a disgusting bowl hair cut. It was greasy, and the only way to block his acne, freckle, and other wise greasy face from being seen. Whenever he smiles, it causes people to gag. His teeth are a crooked mess. Most likely from all his gang-battles.
Michael shows the most interest in wanting to actually graduate, but he doesn't follow through. He regularly skips his 2nd hour (Which I am in) and has lost credit in it.
Shane, being the oldest, is currently a third year freshman, and is dating a wanna-be whore, Sam. They have a long-running break up, get engaged, break up, get engaged system of dating going, and it doesn't seem that it is going to break any time soon.
Dustin and Michael, the youngest, are both freshman. Dustin is the one who most resembles his older brother, Shane. Meaning he is a short, incredibly white wanna-be gangster.
Michael is the shortest, and had a disgusting bowl hair cut. It was greasy, and the only way to block his acne, freckle, and other wise greasy face from being seen. Whenever he smiles, it causes people to gag. His teeth are a crooked mess. Most likely from all his gang-battles.
Michael shows the most interest in wanting to actually graduate, but he doesn't follow through. He regularly skips his 2nd hour (Which I am in) and has lost credit in it.
by Red S. Hirt April 6, 2011
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Get the Reed mug.A way to refer to someone getting screwed over by getting an unpleasant task or sheer bad luck.
Coined from the security guards from the original "STAR TREK" because they always got killed on assingment.
Coined from the security guards from the original "STAR TREK" because they always got killed on assingment.
by Doc Evil March 12, 2005
Get the Redshirtted mug.(V): Readsturbate; The act of reading a pornographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to masturbate to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.
(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
Ted: "Dave's been in the bathroom a while. I saw him go in with a playboy, but it's been over two hours."
Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."
Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"
Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."
Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"
by Nick Lowers August 12, 2009
Get the Readsturbate mug.Logan Reed is a gay porn star, but besides that, he is simply the sweetest kid on earth. If you dont know him, you're lame. He's always there for me no matter what, and i would do anything for him too. Not to mention, he's cute, with a nice car, and a backseat. Plus, he takes nice pictures. What more can you ask for!?
by sarold January 19, 2009
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