Recession Proof

when something or somebody is hot, amazing, untouchable; (namely by the recession). Even when things are bad (like the economy), this thing or person are still great.

Dag girl! That dress is recession proof!

by RecessionProofChick January 21, 2011

Recession Sex

Recession sex is when you are so strapped for cash, that you resort to buying generic KY Jelly for lubrication!

That recession sex lube has no staying power! What gives!

by ScottyG254 September 20, 2011

recklesspalladapologist

A person who is drowning in what was supposed to be thin ice.

Example: "Your on thin ice recklesspalladapologist, thin ice i tell you".

by JustAChicken April 10, 2021

Reckless White Foolery

Anything crazy that a white person does that immediately makes you subconsciously think, "dats dat bullshit I be talkin bout" should be spoken of as "reckless white foolery" or "reckless white TOM foolery" as some say pass the mason dixie line.

When a white person goes out of their way to tell someone speaking another language that they need to speak English. Then give the excuse, because "This is America!" When they are cursed out and proceed to threaten the life of, or to call the police because now they feeling are hurt. Well, sir and or ma'am dats dat bullshit AKA reckless white foolery.

by Tryna Help Harriet March 23, 2022

Recession

A recession is whatever definition democrats choose it to be in order to fill their own narratives.

That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet

by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022

bankogenic recession

A bankogenic recession is a recession caused by bankers being reckless and making mistakes.

The phrase was first coined by London Mayor Boris Johnson in an interview with The Times newspaper (UK) on 6th December 2008.

In The Times inteview Boris Johnson said. “I’m a friend of the bankers but do not forget this is a bankogenic recession. It wasn’t produced by some oil shock, it was produced by a crisis in the financial services industry.”

by Caiptean August 29, 2009

Punctuation Recession

When you're texting/ emailing and your friend responds with one too many punctuation marks.

Bob: hey!!!!!!!!! what's up??

Bob: well...................................

You: Bob, don't you know we're in a punctuation recession?

by fakename!!123!! January 11, 2011