Reality Check

Finally realizing your life sucks more than you actually thought.

Man 1: I was hanging in this great cardboard box the other day!

Man 2: Reality check

Man: Wow i am a hobo after all. My mom was right

by Grand Tissue Box January 2, 2013

reality tv

About as real as seeing a cat doing my tax papers while whistling Stravinsky's "The Rite of Spring" in A-minor.

Reality my ass.

by AYB May 17, 2003

virtual reality

Where you can watch porn in a whole new different level

Who needs prostitutes when you have virtual reality

by USCFOOTBALL August 29, 2016

reality tv

not reality at all- seriously, who the fuck gets stuck on an island & wins money for it? you'll never see two rich bitches working on a farm, real top models do not endure contests/ challenges, a popular ultra-chic chick will never be caught dead with a nerd, and none of these 'american idols' ever become legends.

see shit

The surreal life, kept, strip search, fear factor, survivor, blow out, the bachelor, the bachelorette, beauty & the geek, the simple life, gastineau girls , americas next top model, american idol, pretty much every single fucking show- if you watch more than 3 of these on a regualr basis, you dont even have your own reality.

by lauren S August 14, 2005

the realist nigga

A person who haves the strength of 10 thousand thundering rhinos. The speed of 57 cheetah and can kill a nigga with his thumb nail. The realist nigga only tells the truth and can fuck three bitchs turn around throw his hat fuck two more bitchs turn around a catch his hat.

Hey bruh that nigga dakarai over there is the realist nigga

by The realist nigga (official) January 24, 2017

reality

(1)working 50 hours a week until the day you die, in order to maintain a "decent" life,
(2)having no excitement in your life unless you choose to slack off and not work,
(3)leaving this planet the same way you entered, naked and cold.
(4)busting your ass to afford your bills while some cocksucker with rich parents gets everything handed to him for free.

reality is my anti-drug.

by The Truth January 1, 2004

Reality shifting

Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!

Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”

by that reality shifter November 16, 2021