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Non-religious

One who doesn't follow any religion, including atheism.
Being non-religious, doesn't mean I worship trees...
by Meeluvi April 3, 2019
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Religious

A person who is religious has the following symptoms, being religious is a mental disorder that varies from almost unnoticeable to extremely religious:

A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.

A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.

A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.

A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.

A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.

And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.
Normal person: The big bang created the universe
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!
by Groovy Schnitzel August 19, 2012
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Religious Texts

Texts by which many religions are based upon. Basically, books that rule the much of the world.
I really hate the fact that our illiterate civilization would make a bunch of papers (with words on them obviously) their god. And dont get me wrong, I like reading and books. I just dislike those damn religious texts.
by ~Ry_an~ July 7, 2006
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Religious fundamentalist

One who;
1) Affirms the existence of the athiests' concept of God
2) Has forgotten the fundamentals of religion
by Laika May 23, 2003
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religious zealot

Anyone who takes a religious belief to the extreme and attempts to push their beliefs on others. The religion could be that of a strong atheist, or strong theist such as Christian but includes all deities. Both religions are beliefs. Atheism is considered probable by supporting evidence, but takes a leap of faith by considering it as fact. Theism is not supported by evidence, although a theist accepts all scientific evidence, but adds spiritual experience by taking a leap of faith that there is some sort of deity. Most people that don't push beliefs are agnostic, weak atheist, or weak theist.
You are just as much as a religious zealot as they are.
by AstroTarots August 20, 2010
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religious truth

by lalalala July 9, 2003
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religious leader

A corporate monkey who prefers to lick the arse of an imaginary being over that of a real boss, while also producing extra shit downwards.
That religious leader is so full of shit, he never does what he preaches.
by Raytay November 6, 2012
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