You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings
by Miles Pentax March 22, 2010

When someone with a forgein accent most likely Caribbean trys to say ginger ale but their accent changes the pronounciation.
by JerryThekid May 30, 2018

A person who is defined as rail-worthy is someone you wouldn't usually rail (fuck), however, you have become ever so enchanted by there personality and wit, that they are now worthy of a good railing (fucking).
’I wasn't too sure about Jenifer ... But after a long conversation I had with her last night.. I find that she is now rail-worthy’ said Sam
by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

by RestoredByzantineEmpire June 13, 2020

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.
1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.
2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.
2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.
by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.
Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.
by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010

Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
