Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.

Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "

by betterdick January 14, 2019

roof cumbers

A cucumber thrown at a roof

Oh my days that human got nailed by the roof cumbersome!

by Nightmia April 22, 2020

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

roof bear

A smaller bear that make their way into your home through your roof

My wife was scared because she thought she heard a roof bear

by D Anny September 8, 2021

Roof Marker

A fake Find The Markers marker that is on the snow house roof.

Did you know the Roof Marker isn't real.

Really!?!?

by Sandwich God April 28, 2022

Roof Inspection

Term used in the construction industry to signify someone leaving early or taking the day off with out an excuse.

Sam said he had a roof inspection today, so he won’t make it in until after lunch.

by GCLingo July 21, 2022