Rape

1. When a guy makes a girl feel uncomfortable.

2. Whatever a girl says it means at the moment.

Girls walking to their next class, Victomhood 101.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.

by omihek November 26, 2018

rape

To pull information from a computer at a very high rate, causing the remote partys computer to slow down, and be unusabel, and pissing its owner off.

"Hang on a second ash, im just going to rape your machine for a few gig of mp3s."

"You fucking bastard, its gone all slow!"

by DarkHalf September 5, 2003

rape

Unwanted sex and another word for soup.

Raping someone's ass by shoving your dick into it when they say no.

Would you like a cup of Chicken Noodle rape?

by cup-o-rape March 29, 2009

raped

What took place in Foxboro in the 2010 playoffs.

The Ravens raped the Patriots

by sha_tha_fack_ap January 12, 2010

Rape

Rape:
Penis somewhere not good

Rape is bad

by Zesteria June 17, 2018

Rape

You can run... but you cant hide.

"bro I theres a big black dude in the showers who's trying to rape me"

by mrjackballs March 16, 2022

Rape

Penis somewere not good

"I was out on the bar yesterday and met this guy. The next thing you know, i got raped". "Oh no, did you get penis somewere not good?"

by Siru January 29, 2018