Quaft

To scientifically observe the scent of a queef/pussy fart

After Heather queefed, Matt quafted the surrounding area.

by Pussytalk November 14, 2021

Quaffed

When a group of ducks quack and fart at the same time.

Dude, I was at the lake and all my ducks quaffed! It was so weird!

by ashlyynnk May 13, 2020

quarfer

Any man who receives pelasure from sucking cum out of another man's asshole.

Hey Jimmy, you quarfer, where is my straw?

by Smittie December 4, 2006

quafoshasot

A word I made up because I wanted to win Scrabble. I lost for cheating; a word equivilent to Merry Christmas.

"Your turn,"

"Okay, my word is QUAFOSHASOT!"

"Stupid fag THAT'S NOT A WORD!"

"IT IS NOW!"

by yourmothersnameisterra March 18, 2008

quaffer

A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.

A quaffer shot is the same thing as a cumshot.

Wow, that's a great quaffer shot!

by Orderite February 14, 2009

quaffle

North Dakota Slang For The Skin Between The Vagina And The Anus.

Yo dude I totally punched that chick in the quaffle!

by Sacalaki December 18, 2007

quiffy

another name for a queer. also known as someone who is gay.

yo rob, you are such a quiffy.

by rh11cp August 17, 2008