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Coochie Quest

When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.

For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.

Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest
Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass
by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022
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busch quest

every thing that you do after you get drunk, drinking busch beer, like making an ass of yourself ,slurring ,and all of the repetetive talking that person does.
the people that you hate after they arwe so fucked up they won't leave anyone alone, in our family that is known as a busch quest.
by Cory Keuhn March 5, 2008
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Progress Quest

An addictive zero player game. Very similar to cocaine.
Shit, Ant is still doing Progress Quest.
by Ant_007 April 5, 2010
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Destiny-Quest

When a nerd is trying to lose his/her virginity.
"Where's Simon?"
"Ohh, he is off on his destiny-quest..."
by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013
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Wiki Quest

A game including two or more persons (and respective computers) where a starting point and destination are mutually selected. A race then ensues to "click" from the origin to the destination, using only links encountered on the given Wikipedia pages. Using the keyboard and / or searching text, either in the search field or by the "find" command, is illegal.
We were bored during our computer lab time, so me and my friends Wiki Quested the whole time.

We Wiki Quested from "Toshiba" to "Abraham Lincoln" it took like 4 hours!
by Joseph W March 23, 2008
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the quest

Freighter class minivan. Must always be refered to as THE Quest. The only car that can make the jump to lightspeed.
She may not look like much but...well thats about it.
by Hector Projecoter April 10, 2003
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lazer quest

The place where anyone who is pimp, cool, hardcore, extreme, or sexy hangs out. Lazer quest simulates you killing people with lazers and gives older people a chance to boost their ego by destroying little kids at it.
Andy: yo, my ego is kind of down
Jordan: Let's go destroy some children at lazer quest
by RocktheJordan July 22, 2006
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