Asian parents

Asian parents.... they seem like any other type of parents... don't they? Well, I guess you're wrong. These are the people that start getting a whole load of us Asian kids upset. Here are some things that happened to me:

1. Not letting their kids play real sport, like rugby union, claming that it will affect their studies and it's too dangerous. Eventually, they'll let you play... but you gotta wait forever.

2. If you don't get good grades, you're screwed. They'll hit you and kill you until you promise to study harder for the next exam.

3. They don't care about your physical health and social life, they just care about your studies.

4. They want you to be a doctor/dentist. No way...

5. They want the best school for you... no matter if it's 2 hours away.

6. You got all A's and just one F in your report card. They'll kill you and belt you for that F.

7. Your parents see a girl hug you at the age of 16. They belt you because the girl hugged you.

8. You play games for over one hour. Asian parents will kill you for it.

9. Got into a sporting gala day? Asian parents wont let you go because they're worried about you missing out on a day of school. Gosh damn, it's only ONE DAY!

10. Every evening it's rice, rice, rice and more rice.

11. "Don't watch MTV, study! You're wasting your time on watching uselsss music videos!" says Asian parents.

These are just 11 of thousands of wrong things that Asian parents do to you. From this, it is sensible to infer that a majority of Asian parents are just dickwads.

I got 97% in my test, my Asian parents are going to kill me. - Typical Asian kid

I got a Satisfactory in my report... I'm dead. - Typical Asian kid dictated by Asian parents

Fuck! I'm into summer school, when did I even register? - Asian kid

by Screw Asian Parents June 19, 2008

Parents

People in your family who specialize in making your life hell. Depending on what kind of parents you have (asian parents are the worst), they can also make sure that you don't have a life, make you study your ass off for no reason, and basically make you a working robot.

Person 1: Hey Jimmy, coming to the party tomorrow. We gonna drink, play video games, dance and all the following above.

Jimmy: Srry guys i can't, my asian parents are making me read books in chinese.

Person 1: Dude you are so uncool.
(Poor Jimmy...)

by ihatelifemorethanyou April 13, 2009

prenatal fuckup

An extreme disappointment, who's foolish mistakes trace back to before they were were even born.

I would have never screwed your mother in the first place, if I had known what kind of prenatal fuckup you'd be.

by pierski June 14, 2009

parents

The people that blame you for everything that goes wrong.

Your the reason that everything in my life sucks

by Sarah July 24, 2004

Parents

the reason that the teenage years are a living hell. they're only goal in life is to make sure you dont have one. also, to make sure you're childhood is worse than theirs was. and they never have good reasons to back their arguement up.

Me-can i go out with my friends?
Mother-no
Me-why not?
Mother-Because.
*like thats an actual answer.*

by Gerard's Prison Mate September 19, 2005

Parent approved relationship

When a perent approves of your boyfriend or girlfriend and offers them rides home, drinks, food, shopping, Without either of you making plans Also may include parents sayin "your so sweet" "you can come over whenever you want"

"Dude jenny and I have a Parent Approved Relationship"

by Skylor February 3, 2009

Pirenium

The moment in time when life was created. Everything that lives has a beginning, an origin in time that caused it to grow and develop into all organic life we have today. The slice of time when organic life began is known as the Pirenium.

NOTE: there is a closely spelled medical term known as the Perineum however they are two very different spellings and meanings.

At the Pirenium organic life was created.

by Romuluss99 April 1, 2010