power poster

a poster that can post around the clock at multiple online forums.

a power poster usually is getting paid by the forum owners or they just simply love to post.

some "successful" power posters became professional posters.

I can make 30 posts at 10 different forum while watching Shaq missing three consecutive free throws, I am a power poster.

by picoman April 1, 2009

corn pusher

a term used to describe someone that enjoys administering anal sex. the pitcher in the battery.

when he's not driving the ice cream truck, rick is such a corn pusher.

by baconaise May 21, 2009

roller-poster

One who updates one's status on Facebook, Twitter, or another social site, when in the midst of an extreme mood shift. (Most items posted in this way will be deleted a few minutes later, when the original poster is calm again)

Dave: Did you read Jill's status update? She sounds upset.

Joe: Nah, she's just having another mood swing. She's such a roller-poster.

by Rapunzel_Dambreaker April 17, 2011

Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

Bi-puteral

Some one his is very competent with both PC & Mac based computers.

Employer: Which type of computer are you most comfortable using in the workplace?

Worker: Oh it doesn't matter, im "bi-puteral."

by Tha'd be me! January 6, 2008

pedal pushers

Pants that end mid-calf.
Also known as capris, floods, clam diggers etc.

Sally wears her pedal pushers while riding her bike so her clothes don't get caught in the spokes.

by themower March 2, 2007

punter

Also a customer in a shop/establishment.
(UK)

-shopkeep:"see what those punters want while i attend to this lady"

by i_s_t_h_a_t_m_y_t_i_e_? March 1, 2004