Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

Perversify

To make something more perverted than it was previously. Usually by guys, but it's MUCH cooler when girls perversify themselves.

Her: "Did you put it in yet?"
Him: "That's what she said!"
Her: "You're gross."
Him: "Sorry, I've been trying to perversify my mind lately."
Her: "Me too ;)"

*Major sexfest*

by Appletunes008 May 12, 2010

Perversonality

One’s freaky side, often shown through anonymous blogging of porn on the internet or kinky activities such as BDSM.

‘I’ve known Jim for years, but I have only recently gotten to know his perversonality through Tumblr.’

by Proudwarrior June 12, 2012

Perverts Greenhouse

When one urinates in a bag of frozen vegetables and stores it in a duffle bag for later use

Who made a perverts greenhouse out of Carl’s checked baggage?

by Thaichilisquid November 27, 2018

purgery

False statements made in an attempt to "wipe the slate clean".

Bill Clinton was obviously "Gil T. Azell" of fooling around with Monica Blewisnky --- not to mention lying about it afterwards ("For the record, I did NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS with that woman") --- yet he was able to get off scot-free when investigated by Congress --- sounds like a case of major purgery to me!

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

Pervertic Definitions

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.

Pervertic Definitions dominate the site.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

expressive pervert

A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"

Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"

by yolobitch27 September 17, 2013