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air out these puppies

when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.
girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"
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im a fucked up puppy

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood
by EannaCofey May 22, 2012
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Delaware finger puppet

When you stretch your urethra and put a finger down your pee hole to the point where you are rubbing the mans penis that is currently having anal sex with you.
I gave my boyfriend a Delaware finger puppet while he was pounding my asshole yesterday.
by Pee Hole Bandit August 16, 2019
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A slang term to describe something, someone, or an action you like/dislike. Originally from the 20th episode of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast starring Jschlatt, Slimecicle, and Ted Nivison. As a kid, Ted called his beanie baby "favorite puppy" instead of giving it an actual name. It then became a joke among them to use it to describe things, and confuse future guests.
"The way you said that is Least Favorite/Favorite Puppy"
by kid diddler June 22, 2021
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Abused Puppy Syndrome

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
by hoboace October 21, 2007
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puppy mill

A place where dogs are kept exclusively for breeding. They are usually subjected to brutal treatment and very poor conditions.

The dogs are kept in wire cages with wire floors so the cages won't need cleaning. cages are usually stacked 2, 3 or 4 high. This means the upper dogs waste will fall on the dogs below, but it saves space, allowing more dogs to be kept. Many of these dogs are in poor health, their fur is matted with urine and feces. The cages are often times left outside in all weather conditions. Puppies will be left with their mothers in these cages until they are 4 or 5 weeks old. They are then removed so they can be sold in time to reach pet stores at 6 weeks of age.

Buyers stop by the puppy mills weekly to pick up any puppies ready for sale. Any that are too ill for the buyers are promptly killed. Any that are bought are given massive doses of antibiotics in the hopes of making them healthy enough for the pet stores. They are also cleaned up and then loaded into trucks to be taken to pet stores nationwide where they are sold for as much $4000 depending on the breed. The only national pet store chain I know of that sells puppy mill puppies is Petland. Hunt corporation is a major supplier to Petland, they buy puppies from puppy mills and haul them around in trucks as described above.

The top states for puppy mills are Missouri, Pennsylvania and Kansas. Many of these puppy mills are run by Amish people.
Puppy mills are a national shame. They should be outlawed in all states. Never buy a puppy form a pet store, adopt a homeless pet from a shelter or rescue group instead.
by MITB May 15, 2008
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puppy smuggler

to have very huge and very perky titties........
swelling a small shirt with massive boobs.....

knockers too big for common clothes......
Roxx was wearing a little shirt which made her a class 10 puppy smuggler.

That chick not only has great pigtails but she is smuggling puppies as well.......rock on chicky.....rock on.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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