Pullin a Puckett

1.) Taking a girl out and spending money on her in hopes of getting some and you get nothing...

2.) another term for jerkin off

he took her out to dinner and she did not give him any. "pullin a puckett" or he "pulled a puckett"

by bulldog812 October 6, 2012

Pullin-A-Stanley

When a man cums really quickly, as he is entering or before. Refers to when Stanley from the Tv series Skins nutted when he was making out with michelle. Also known as Extremely bad Pre-mature Ejaculation

Sarah: How was it with Luke last night?
Caroline: Well... to be honest he ejaculated on my covers in literally 4 seconds, he never even put it in yet.
Sarah: hahaha, thats called Pullin-A-Stanley
Caroline: Yah it was bad, but dont embarrass him even more

by YS3 September 14, 2012

pullin a houseboat

It's when you are doin a 69 with a fat chick in the bathtub.

Last night I got drunk and ended up pullin a houseboat with Jill and I almost drowned.

by Captain GlassCock October 6, 2010

Pullin ice

When your deep in a girl and you find out she's cold as ice, so when you pull out your chillin with a rock hard popsicle.

" Bruh, how was it banging that chick last night, i heard she's a heart breaker?"

"Yeah man, i was pullin ice."

by Thepullerofice June 7, 2017

Pullin' a Snooki

Pullin' a Snooki is when any of your female friends get so hammered that they make comments about people that make you want to hit her in the face.

Sam: And your wife is a CUMDUMPSTER! *Downs another shot and burps* Bitch....
John: Damn, she's Pullin' a Snooki, Matt.
Matt: I know but if she is anything like Snooki, I may get laid later.
*Matt and John fistbump*

by IHateSnooki February 25, 2011

Pullin' a Joaquin

Its when you've graduated a shit long time ago, and are almost 30, and come back to high school to get with the younger bitches, because you were not accepted into uni.

Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have

a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin

Conversation:

Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.

by JammBouty October 30, 2011

Pullin' a Jack

When a person ditches a class, while there is a major test.

There are 5 tests tomorrow at school, I am going to be pullin' a Jack.

by Aziz August 8, 2016