pastry puffer

A person attracted to very young, possibly underage, females. Usually used when referring to anime.

Master is a sultry pastry puffer.

Joe, you're a pastry puffer?!

by LittleMissGuro March 4, 2017

puffer

A faggot, homo, queer. One who smokes on cocks or takes it in the arse.

Are you a puffer(puffa)Harry? (english accent)

by Hammy April 24, 2003

Pufferteh

Word said by one that gives "life" to the word 'pfft'. Usually when one says 'Pufferteh' it is an act of randomness and has absolutley NO meaning. Most say it because it's fun to say.

Note: Pufferteh is not written on paper, or typed. It is only to be spoken outloud.

Pronounced: PUFF-err-Tehhh Let the PUFF and the err roll together.

Other pronunciation, for those that say it fast: PUv-er-Teh

Dialogue-

P1: Hey man whats up?
P2: Nothing much..
P1: Hahaha, i just owned some kid at basketball!!
P2: Pufferteh..!

Note that when you say 'Pufferteh' it's supposed to be VERY random, and make people laugh becuase of how random it was. If people don't laugh, you don't know when to say this word. Never overuse it either.

by 11111234867563468 August 4, 2007

Puffed Root

A word that is interchangable with blow job.

"There's Tara. Hey, didnt you leave with her last night?"

"yeah, she gave me Puffed Root, its was great."

by Muse One September 24, 2009

pufferfuck

To suck vehemently as might a bloated pufferfish. Usually held to sexual connotation.

"You can pufferfuck my dick, Tony."

or perhaps

Alice: "Wow, Jim is really pufferfucking that balloon there. Think he'll ever get it up?"
Denzel: "That's what she said."

by zombiechews March 2, 2010

puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.

Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.

by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010

Puffland

Erie, Pennsylvania

The City in between Buffalo, New York, Cleveland, Ohio, and Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Mesh them together and you get Puffland!!

This is Puffland Country!!

by Pufflander January 3, 2014