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Tana Taffy Plank Puddin

A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.
That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.
by Fefe and shardin July 6, 2022
mugGet the Tana Taffy Plank Puddinmug.
word, amen, i agree, your goddamn right,
fella 1:"hippies are dirt dog cunts!"
fella 2:"throw some puddin up on that...for five dollars!"
by kevin w August 27, 2004
mugGet the throw some puddin up on thatmug.

andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry

Save it for the sensis
Hey Andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them cry
by BL2Z3 June 7, 2019
mugGet the andy pandy puddin pie kiss the girls make them crymug.

Lil Puddin

Fat and sexy.
Lil puddin gets mega poon
by Ye mah May 18, 2020
mugGet the Lil Puddinmug.

Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.
She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.
by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016
mugGet the Danish Puddin cupmug.

pull your puddin

choke yer chicken, flog yer dolphin, polish yer bayonet, palm yer poker, massage yer manhood, stroke yer stoker, Bob yer knob, all synonomous
when ya see her juggs, you'll to pull your puddin
by da verbal dude January 1, 2025
mugGet the pull your puddinmug.

Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.
"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"
by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016
mugGet the Long puddin'mug.

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