Mental Prostitute

A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.

Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.

by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009

soft prostitution

The act of buying drinks, dinner, or other ancillary things for a partner while on a date with the hopes of sexual coitus.

Sherry will go down on you if you buy her a double double and some timbits. She's into soft prostitution like that.

by Megandreremy February 14, 2014

prostitute cough

When a prostitute performs too much oral sex and her throat gets a disease meant for the genitals. Results in clearing her throat often.

"Man, that bitch sucked so many cocks, her throat got the VD. Now she got the prostitute cough!"

by sheldo September 13, 2013

Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. January 22, 2009

prostitution ring

a prostitution business, usually in a large city, where hookers are brought in from other cities to work for a few weeks or maybe months, then they leave town and are replaced by other women, and so on and so on

There is a new Asian prostitution ring in town, with high quality and reasonable prices

by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008

domestic prostitution

Domestic prostitution- When one trades sex in exchange for housing, food, utilities, possibly car insurance. Differing from one who trades sex directly for cash. Can an unspoken agreement or the John can be completely unknowing. Domestic prostitutes often lack morals and or integrity.

To avoid working a regular job, Jane starts having sex with John (whom she does not have feelings for). Because she knows that he will pay her bills and she won't have to work a job. (Domestic-In home, Prostitute-Person who has sex for money=Domestic prostitution)

by DemonDaddy November 28, 2013

prostitute's breakfast

A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.

He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.

by maudibe May 29, 2008