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Dumbledore Protection

Dumbledore Protection is a very good and useful system created by two intelligent girls. Dumbledore Protection has nothing to do with Harry Potter, not usually, anyways.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
"I'm going to ask him out on friday, Dumbledore protection! Nothing I can say will disregard this, because I just swore to Dumbledore that I will do it."
by LILDGAL April 2, 2009
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Order of Protection

(N.) Something that has to do with the G-Unit leader, 50 Cent, being warned to protect himself from Jeffrey "Pinkbelt" Atkins. Go Figure, eh!
Ah yo! All I's no, is dat 50 sent. 50 sent betta have an Order Of Protection! Cause we's Muder Pink. We do not play around with (straight people.) Holla! - Jeffrey "Kwaounds" Atkins.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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medievil protection

when one uses a spearhead instead of a condom
"billy wanted to make sure his girlfriend would have a blast, but didnt want her pregnant, thus consulted his preacher on sanitary medievil protection."
by Mangorth June 7, 2007
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prosecution

1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.

2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.
1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.
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protection

to command a complete cessation of use of resources
The United States Federal Government should...wait...nothing meets....
by Josh August 29, 2004
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prostution

1. another word for protrusion
2. the act of projecting out from something
look at the prostution of her back off
by Jordan 'Junior' Braithwaite January 2, 2009
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Wet protection

Using a condom, basically, except that its so the girl doesnt get wet.
"Lets have sex."
"Only if you use a condom for wet protection"
by 4583phil October 10, 2008
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